There’s a reason many are calling me “the most handsome man in music.”

See for yourself.

You know, for a while, I considered putting my photos page behind a paywall. I figured: I look so good people should have to pay for the privilege just to look at me!

But, I decided not to for a noble reason. I wanted to save you the $3.75 I would have charged and, let’s be real here, we both know you would have spent it.

Now that I’ve so generously saved you that money, might I recommend returning the favor and buying a digital copy of my album, which coincidentally is also for sale for $3.75. It’s also on sale for CD for $9.99 and vinyl for $19.99.

When you buy my album, not only are you helping send me higher up the music charts (I mean, come on, I should be number one), but you’re also buying into something better, an aspirational lifestyle of high-class and fine taste, a lifestyle that says, “I’m sophisticated and I won’t apologize for it.” So, in a way, not only is my album one of the greatest musical contributions in the last couple decades, but it’s also a form of self-improvement.

So, buy it. And immediately start reaping the benefits that Bret on Bublé’s exquisence provides. It’s a salve for the soul.